let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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