So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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