your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I have aggressive nipples.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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