make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
smell my finger.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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