hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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