So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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