Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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