I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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