also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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