I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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