No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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