i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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