My Higher Power is John Stamos
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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