Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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