He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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