I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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