Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
