Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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