Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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