She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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