If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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