He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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