so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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