I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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