What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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