For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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