Sacagawea was the original milf.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
i need some magic done to my vagina
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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