You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
