my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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