Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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