How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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