If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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