at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
i now understand why vodka
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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