Don't you send me to vm
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
