My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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