She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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