Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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