You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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