I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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