Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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