i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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