In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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