did you get engaged???
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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