Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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