So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
