its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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