It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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