Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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