It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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