Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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