direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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