You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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