hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
