doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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