I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I could have mohawked her pubes.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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