no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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