Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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