I look better un-naked...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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