i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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