i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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