shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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